A Rabbit is running around the woods.

When he encounters and elephant, who was just about to light a joint.

The rabbit yells: "No!! Are you seriously gonna throw your life away like that? Come run with me, that's way more healthy!!"

So the elephant starts running with the rabbit, they run through the woods until they encounter a hare, who was about to snort a line.

Again, the rabbit yells: "No!! Are you seriously gonna throw your life away like that? Come run with me, that's way more healthy!!"

So the hare starts running with the rabbit and elephant, they run thru the woods until they encounter a fox, who was about to shoot some heroin.

Once again, the rabbit goes: "No!! Are yo seriously gonna throw your life away? Come run with me, that's way more healthy!!"

The fox walks up to the rabbit and punches him square in the face, knocking him out instantly.

The elephant then says: "Dude, why did you do that?"

To which the fox replies: "That motherfucker always tries to make me run when he's on speed."

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