She walks into their house carrying burgers from his favorite fast food joint and a box of chocolates, anxiously awaiting to share the good news. She calls out to her husband, “Honey, I’m home! Guess what happened at work today?!” She hears thumping noises coming from their bedroom upstairs. The blonde woman walks up the stairs step by step, and as she gets closer, she hears her husband’s voice and a voice of another woman giggling and moaning. Her heart is racing faster and faster as she gets closer to the bedroom door. She prepares herself for the worst. She opens the bedroom door and sees her husband balls deep in a brunette woman. The husband and the brunette see the husband’s blonde wife and scream in surprise. As they shuffle the bedsheets to cover themselves, the husband says “Baby wait! It’s not what it looks like!” The blonde furious about her husband’s betrayal screams “How could you do this to me! I’ve done everything for you!” The blonde walks angrily to the closet, opens their safe and pulls out a handgun. “Woah, woah, what are you doing?!” her husband yelled. “I’m so sorry, please I can explain!” all while the brunette is screaming for her life. “Yeah, you can explain in hell!” said the blonde out of pure frustration. The blonde then proceeds to point the gun at her own head. Her husband and the brunette are yelling at the blonde to not pull the trigger. “No please, don’t do it!”, pleaded the husband. The blonde then yells, “Shut up, you’re next!”A blonde comes home to surprise her husband after getting a promotion at her job.